Tuesday, 6 December 2011
"A day ins the life of meself wen Mummy duz workings!"

06.15:
The beep box duz makes noize. Mummy duz do's a moan and duz hits the beep maker! I gets hup ons the bed for snugglings wivs Mummy!

06.25:
The beep box duz makes noize agen. Mummy duz do's anuvva moan and duz hits the beep maker agen! Then she duz do's more moanings and then we duz gets hup! I duz do's jumpings off the bed sooper qwik and sumtimes I duz a bark! But just one bark! Becoz it duz be’s morning and I's hexcited and I's gots energies ins me legs ins the mornings!

06.30:
We duz goes downstairs and I duz kills me duck wen Mummy duz be's gettings reddy for doing workings! I luffs to runs abouts wivs me duck!

06.45:
I duz soopervize me Mummy ins the barfroom! It duz be's a himportant job!

07.00:
We duz gets reddy for walkies! I duz me bestest bouncings! Mummy duz tells me to be's still so I can havs me collar and coat and leed on but I's sooper hexcited! I's gots energies! I's bouncings for me walkies! Sumtimes I duz goes "roo roo rooo" becoz I's hexcited! Sumtimes on walkies we duz see's Ben or George or Bernies and sumtimes we duz see's little Ben! And sumtimes we duz see's wabbits! Sumtimes we duz see's the labradoors wot duz sexy time on me back and I duz hides behind Mummy before we duz gets to them! And sumtimes we duz see's Max and he duz hignores meself!

07.30:
We duz gets home from walkies and I duz runs to kills me duck or me wabbit! Then I duz gets brekfst! Normly I duz gets milks on me brekfsts! I luffs milks on me brekfsts! If I duznt gets milks on me brekfsts I duz sulkings! Then I duz soopervize me Mummy makings toast! I luffs toast so I duz puts me Good Boy Ears on! Then we duz goes into the frunt room and I duz layings down wen Mummy duz eats brekfst wivs me Good Boy Ears on so I duz gets crusts! I luffs crusts! Speshally wivs hunney or jams or butters ons them! I duz even luffs marmite ons me crusts!

07.50:
I duz do's sqweekings for me Kong!

07.55:
I's still doings sqweekings for me Kong!

08.00:
I's still doings sqweekings for me Kong and heventually Mummy duz gets hup and puts me chikin paste and mes bisgits ins me Kong! Then I duz do's racings Mummy tos the frunt room and I duz me bestest sittings wivs Good Boy Ears on and then Mummy duz lets me havs me Kong!

08.05:
Mummy duz goes to do workings! I duz puts me Kong down and goes to hinvestigate to see's if she has dunned leavings the kitchen door opens on accident, so I can helps meself to the leff-dovers froms the bin!

08.10:
Mummy haznt dunned leevings the kitchen door open so I duz do's finishings me Kong. Then I duz goes hupstairs to do's snoozings on me Mummy bed becoz I duz havs sooper bizzy mornings! Sumtimes I duz makes a nest!

08.37:
I gets hup and duz a fidjit and then duz turnings around ate times.

10.33:
I duz wakes hup and goes downstairs to do's sum cat watchings ons the sofa. Sumtimes I duz do's fallings asleep. Sumtimes I duz reharrange the cushons.

10.48:
I duz a fidjit.

11.01:
I duz anuvva fidjit.

11.24:
I duz anuvva fidjit. And then me finks to goes back hupstairs for snoozings on Mummy's bed. I duz turnings around ate times on Mummy's bed. Then I duz snoozings.

11.25:
I makes a smell.

11.43:
I duz a fidjit.

12.30:
Mummy duz gets home from doing workings for lunch! I duz runnings downstairs sooper qwik! I duz puts me Good Boy Ears on for leff-dovers! If I's not had milks on me brekfst and dunned sulkings I eats me brekfst bisgits too.

12.45:
Then I duz goes out for me wee's! I duz sooper zoomies round the garden to check for cats! Then I duz sniffings and snufflings to check they's not dun poo's! Then I duz do's sooper sooper fast zoomies indoor and do's sittings by the treet cubbord! Sumtimes I duz pawtograph the carpet wivs mud on accident!

12.47:
Heventually Mummy duz gets in froms the garden too (hoomans is sooper slow) and duz gets to the treet cubbord to gives me me lunchtime treet! I do's me bestest barkings and Good Boy Ears! Then I duz zoomies wivs me treet to the frunt room and duz lays in me cozee nest bed and eats it all hup!

12.50:
Mummy duz goes back to do's workings! I duz snoozings on the sofa!

13.29:
I duz a fidjit.

13.31:
I duz anuvva fidjit.

14.52:
I has anuvva fidjit and I duz do's a stretch and makes a smell.

14.00:
I duz anuvva fidjit.

14.13:
I finks to meself to check to sees if the kitchen door duz be's open. It duznt be's open. I duz havs a drink. I duz goes hupstairs to do's snoozings on me own bed.

14.21:
I duz a fidjit.

14.27:
I duz a fidjit.

16.00
I duz no's Mummy duz be's coming home from doing workings soonies so I duz gets hup to do's snoozings on the sofa til I duz heers the car!

16.45
I can heers the car! I duz barkings! The car! I luffs the car! Mummy duz be's comings home! I's doing barkings at the door!

16.50
Mummy duz be's indoors! Mummy I's not see'd you in ages! I duz me bestest bouncings! Look Mummy! I's like a Kangaroo! Grah! I duz kills me duck! Grah! And then runnings wivs me duck! And then bouncings! And thens a bark! Mummy duz be's home! Mummy duz be's home! It duz be's time for walkies! I luffs walkies! I's bouncings becoz I's gots energies agen!

17.00
We duz goes for walkies to the park! Sumtimes we duz see's Ben agen! And Bernie! And George! They's me frends and we duz sniffs bottoms and we duz sniffings and snufflings and wee's! And I trys to do's wee's on top! I luffs walkies wivs me frends! And sumtimes Ben duz goes in the water and I duz barkings at him becoz he duz be's wet and he mite do's dizzolvings!

18.00
We duz gets home! I duz do's bouncings for me dinners! I luffs me dinners! I duz gets chikins or sardines or rice of livers or sumfing luffly wivs me dinner bisgits! I luffs dinners! Wen I's et me dinners I duz soopervize me Mummy makings dinners in case anyfings duz jumpings on the floor! Then I gets the leff-dovers!

18.45
We duz snugglings on the sofa wen Mummy duz watchings Neybers. I luffs sofa snugglings time! Sumtimes I duz makes a smell. Sumtimes I duz do's a burp. I duznt do's watchings Neybers becoz I's sleepies. I duz snooings instead.

19.30
It duz be's time for me to do soopervizings me Mummy ins the barfroom agen! She duz havs a barf and I duz do wurryings about her dizzolvings! Speshally becoz she duz do's havings a barf for ages!

20.00
Mummy duz be's out ofs the barf and normly she haznt dun dizzolvings! I duz goes to do's snoozings on the sofa!

20.12
I duz a fidjit.

20.21
I duz anuvva fidjit.

20.29
I duz goes to do snoozings in me cozee nest bed. Mummy duz sittings on the sofa wivs a cup of tee!

20.35
I duz gets the tee leff-dovers!

20.40
I duz more snoozings.

20.56
I duz a fidjit.

21.02
I duz anuvva fidjit.

21.03
I makes a smell.

22.00
It duz be's time for last wee's so I duz race me Mummy to the door! Then I duz zoomies round the garden to do checkings for cats! Then I duz sniffings and snufflings to check they's not dun poo's! Then I duz wee's! Then I duz zoomies indoors and goes hupstairs and waytings for me Mummy! Sumtimes I duz me pawtograph on the carpet on acsident.

22.03
Heventually Mummy duz gets hupstairs (like wot I's sed before, Hoomans is sooper slow!) Then I duz havs me jarmies on! Then I duz gettings on the bed for snugglings! Mummy duz watch sumfing funny wot duz be's a bit annoyings on haccount of her larf hinterruptings me snoozes!

22.30
Mummy duz turnings the tellyvizion off and duz goings to sleep.

22.41
Mummy duz a fidjit!

22.53
Mummy duz a fidgit!

23.01
Mummy duz a snore!

23.14
Mummy duz ANUVVA fidjit AND a snore! I duz gets hannoyed wivs the fidjits and snores and I duz goes to me own bed for snoozings!

00.30
I makes a smell.

06.15
The beep box duz makes noize.

Posted by David at 18:58

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